when-in-doubt-sing:

Listen. Cut your own hair. Dye it blue, then shave it off when you’re bored of it. Wear that outfit with those shoes. Paint your nails with all the colors of the rainbow. Get that tattoo. Go to the movies alone. Get coffee, then drink it at that special place you like. Mouth the words of the song you’re listening to on public transport. Put that thing on your wall. Bake. Draw. Dance in your underwear. Life is so much better when you don’t give a fuck

    Why I'd Be Kicked Out of The Scooby Gang

  • Shaggy: Zoinks
  • Scooby: Ruh-roh
  • Daphne: Jeepers
  • Velma: Jinkies
  • Me: Well fuck

captainsparklez:

turquoise-shadows:

wewewe-soexcited:

Are you sure?

These pictures make me so happy. They’re so full of unconditional love and family.
That’s what family is about.

If gay adoption is discriminatory, who else is gonna adopt? I realise that there are some people who are unable to have kids that adopt, but that number is very low. And most families that are able to do have kids.

flightless-wings:

if a guy is hitting on u and he is clearly the alpha in his group of guys.. go for the third in command and undermine their whole power structure

feliznaviderek:

hasscapo:

feliznaviderek:

hasscapo:

dylmao:

*points at ur bulge* is this seat taken

Girls are so bold that’s such a turn on

im a guy

Oops lol no thank you

I never offered to give you anything

just-gypsy-caroline:

dangergays:

My boyfriend broke up with me and my 80 year old, 5 foot tall, Indian grandmother told me that “there are lots of men…”

I thought she was then going to say “…in the sea” but she said “…they’re like flies” and made a disgusted face.

She hates flies.

I like the sound of your grandmother.

justice-for-benny:

Stranger Things Prints by Thomas Humeau

adarlans-sassmaster:

sodomymcscurvylegs:

spoonmeb:

dean-and-samwinchester:

jennytrout:

mrs-n-uzumaki:

skipperthekangaroo:

mrs-n-uzumaki:

When you discover that these two:

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Were married in Love Actually

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is that more or less shocking than the fact that these two

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were married in real life?

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You just made my post 200% better.

Wait for it, because in real life:

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Cheated on:

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With:

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Shooting That last movie must have been really awkward

oooooooooogurl

Me, listening to all of this Goddamned tea spilling:

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Wait what

bangs8:

WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE I AM

jessicachastein:

Most Anticipated Movies of 2017

baawri:

President Obama appreciation post

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